If you really want to someone lend you money. Just print the following words and sign your name on the sheet.
Today, Christie borrow $_______ from ________, he wants to spend it on Touhou Project cosplay and he will return the money in a month. If he could not pay for it, an extra punishment will be effected.
In a month it should be 1%
In two months it should be 2%
the top percentage is 10%.